Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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