Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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