boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
