Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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