Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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