You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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