we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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