You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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