Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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