You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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