chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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