So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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