This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
