I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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