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i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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