Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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