How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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