she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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