so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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