Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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