i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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