Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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