All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
