I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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