His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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