he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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