dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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