Dual....:-)
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
