in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Randomize
