Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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