Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
do nipples grow back?
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