As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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