Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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