so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
