quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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