Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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