im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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