I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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