Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I have aggressive nipples.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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