STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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