how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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