if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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