Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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