drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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