She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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