I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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