you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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