Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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