Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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