i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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