do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Randomize
